Episodes

Monday Sep 29, 2025
Monday Sep 29, 2025
A lazy afternoon in Tangier winds through fragrant souks and fishy halls, where kitties lounge like sultans and strangers offer lists of delights, if one would only ask nicely.
In this short episode: there’s harira by day, mint tea at dusk, and whispers of riads behind carved doors. As the city glows and the market breathes its last, pizza is consumed, scandalously.

Sunday Sep 28, 2025
Sunday Sep 28, 2025
In today’s episode: drama, donkeys, and dubious oranges.
After a night of mysterious voices, our hero embraces slow-sandal life, worships at the altar of the donkey, and contemplates sheep-walking as a lifestyle. There's mezé, mint tea, moonrise, and a man with a sebsi on a balcony. Somewhere, a possibly-mad woman may or may not be in a cell. Probably not with the sheep. Probably.

Saturday Sep 27, 2025
Saturday Sep 27, 2025
Abandon all plans, ye who enter Tangier.
Tangier casts its spell over breakfast, and Fès is firmly postponed. A new room with a strategically awkward fridge is secured; lentil soup and baba ganoush carry the day. Historic hotels birth painters and earworms, sunsets come with red wine and muezzin semi-finals, and the locals roar for Real Madrid.
Tangier rains, but spirits remain high.

Saturday Sep 27, 2025
Saturday Sep 27, 2025
My first full day in Tangier begins with over-enthusiastic muezzin, seagulls, and mopeds - and a losing battle with sleep. Breakfast is bountiful, SIM cards are procured after cat-filled detours, and falafel is devoured with gusto. There's sunset chasing (with mint tea and blankets), and a gentle surrender to Morocco’s true rulers: the cats. Tangier: socks-with-sandals are fine, and the kitties reign supreme.

Friday Sep 26, 2025
Friday Sep 26, 2025
Day three of the migratory journey south, and things are getting real.
In this episode: early-morning trains, endless scenery, ferry terminals, and a final push to Tangier via bus, boat, and blind optimism. Featuring window-based joy, mountainous drama, suspicious entertainment, leopard-print bedding, and close encounters with tasty local delights.

Monday Sep 22, 2025
Monday Sep 22, 2025
A not-so-first-class train journey from Donostia to Madrid takes centre stage in a tale of window-licking, toasted croissants, falafel, and thwarted expectations. With gratuitous snack-hunting and scenic miscalculations, this leg of the journey has everything except the promised comfort. Come for the trains, stay for the tapas, and find out what happens when your seat simply isn’t on the train today.

Sunday Sep 21, 2025
Sunday Sep 21, 2025
What do you do when you’re out of firewood? Head to Morocco, obviously!
In this episode: A snap decision over firewood leads to a cross-border train escape from French drizzle to Spain’s Basque coast. Delays, falafel, forgotten heating, and the cruel optimism of sunshine through clouds - it’s day one of a train journey to Morocco, via Donostia-San Sebastián.
