Morocco, day two: Madrid - Your seat is not on the train today.

A not-so-first-class train journey from Donostia to Madrid takes centre stage in a tale of window-licking, toasted croissants, falafel, and thwarted expectations. With gratuitous snack-hunting and scenic miscalculations, this leg of the journey has everything except the promised comfort. Come for the trains, stay for the tapas, and find out what happens when your seat simply isn’t on the train today.